I found this blog very funny and satirical in nature. One post in particular was concerning Charlie Sheen, who has seen a lot of face time in the media recently. The tag line for this post was, “Warning: Parents hide your kids but not necessarily your wives.” Charlie Sheen has been saying a lot of ridiculous things lately and it was interesting the way this blog used those quotes that came straight from his mouth, and associated with different comical well-crafted cakes. For instance, Charlie said, “I’ve got tiger blood, man.” And the blog posted a picture of these little cakes with what looks like drizzled strawberry syrup all over them and wrote underneath it, I hear it tastes like strawberries. I would like to write a post similar to this in connecting funny images with the topic for my own blog, which is macho movies. Instead of just writing about a movie I’ve seen I want to add some humor to my posts.
So as this guy is pretty much my favorite movie blogger, it’s no surprise that he’s the one I’m posting on here. The guy’s name is Vince and he runs the website FilmDrunk.com. The site is a movie-news site, but he takes it really lightly and sprinkles in his humor to most of it — and I love it. I think he’s a terrific writer (I believe he has a Master’s from NYU) and he’s really great at getting his humor across.
For those of you who don’t know, my site is me reviewing bad movie from this list over at IMDb. So for the post I wanted to stand out, I chose Vince’s review of this Brazilian movie he saw at Sundance. It’s fitting for a few reasons, the main one being that he’s completely upfront that the review is hyperbolic and not that professional, but he doesn’t care. He really loved the movie and wrote about it as such. I think that all movie reviews should be like this, and not the pretentious metaphor contest it really is, but le sigh, what am I to do about it.
Anyway, here’s the post (BAM), and I hope you enjoy it like I did.
PS, I’m pretty sick and will not be in class today. Try not to have too much fun without me.
I’ve Got the To-Do Blues is a post from Oh My Words where Abigail explains that she doesn’t have enough to do to write a to-do list. Readers can relate to the subject because everyone has to-do list even if they don’t write it down. She engages the audience, but at the same time the post is structure. She incorporates pictures that connect with the subject and makes reading easier. This is important because it is web writing. Besides children books, books are expected to be all text, but the difference between a book is that a book as a certain amount of text that fits on a page. A web post on the other hand can be as long as you want it. Her post is not incredibly long, but if there were no pictures, it would look boring.
Her writing is structure and not just her random thoughts. She begins with the subject and then ends with an analysis; she feels like she doesn’t have a life. She compares her present moment where the most she has to do is the laundry to the past when she was a student and always busy. Having a structure helps readers to follow the topic and keeps readers in tune to the main point. Stream of conscious can be confusing when reading, although, it would make sense to the writer. The structure makes the piece tidier and easy to understand.
Here’s some fine advice from Mark Twain, no slouch as a stylist himself, on the virtues of writing that is plain and succinct:
I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English—it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don’t let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in. When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don’t mean utterly, but kill most of them—then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are wide apart. An adjective habit, or a wordy, diffuse, flowery habit, once fastened upon a person, is as hard to get rid of as any other vice.
(I stumbled across Twain’s wisdom on a post on Advice to Writers, a wonderful source of pithy, useful suggestions for how to make your writing better.)
Take a look at this passage from the opening chapter of Huckleberry Finn to see how masterfully Twain puts his advice into practice, as we watch poor Huck grapple with feelings of loneliness and restlessness in the home of the Widow Douglas and her sister, Miss Watson:
I set down in a chair by the window and tried to think of something cheerful, but it warn’t no use. I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead. The stars were shining, and the leaves rustled in the woods ever so mournful; and I heard an owl, away off, who-whooing about somebody that was dead, and a whippowill and a dog crying about somebody that was going to die; and the wind was trying to whisper something to me, and I couldn’t make out what it was, and so it made the cold shivers run over me. Then away out in the woods I heard that kind of a sound that a ghost makes when it wants to tell about something that’s on its mind and can’t make itself understood, and so can’t rest easy in its grave, and has to go about that way every night grieving. I got so down-hearted and scared I did wish I had some company. Pretty soon a spider went crawling up my shoulder, and I flipped it off and it lit in the candle; and before I could budge it was all shriveled up. I didn’t need anybody to tell me that that was an awful bad sign and would fetch me some bad luck, so I was scared and most shook the clothes off of me. I got up and turned around in my tracks three times and crossed my breast every time; and then I tied up a little lock of my hair with a thread to keep witches away. But I hadn’t no confidence. You do that when you’ve lost a horseshoe that you’ve found, instead of nailing it up over the door, but I hadn’t ever heard anybody say it was any way to keep off bad luck when you’d killed a spider.
I set down again, a-shaking all over, and got out my pipe for a smoke; for the house was all as still as death now, and so the widow wouldn’t know. Well, after a long time I heard the clock away off in the town go boom — boom — boom — twelve licks; and all still again — stiller than ever. Pretty soon I heard a twig snap down in the dark amongst the trees — something was a stirring. I set still and listened. Directly I could just barely hear a “me-yow! me-yow!” down there. That was good! Says I,”me-yow! me-yow!” as soft as I could, and then I put out the light and scrambled out of the window on to the shed. Then I slipped down to the ground and crawled in among the trees, and, sure enough, there was Tom Sawyer waiting for me.
Lovely, isn’t it? What works in fiction works in a blog. Try it!
I just stumbled upon this blog called, “Awkward Family Photos” and not only do I find it very entertaining, I find it very unique. I particularly enjoy how the author pokes fun at family pictures through a glance of an actual picture with a very humorous one-line caption. Though it is atypical of a writers blog, the one-line captions are very effective. They are short and hilarious and often lead to very long threads from the readers. Further, the two authors, Mike and Doug, break their blog into appropriate categories, such as Awkward Baby pictures, which makes navigating the blog very easy. This blog is particularly successful because it is a funny experience every person can relate to. Who hasn’t had an awkward family picture? Through these clever one-liners and hilarious photos, this blog achieves its targeted goal: to make viewers laugh and want to come back for more.
I found this through the Detail Oriented livejournal community, which is dedicated to assisting writers in researching the details they want to put into their stories. Doctor Grasshopper is a doctor who blogs about medicine in fiction, and offers advice to writers about how to do scary things to their characters in a way that won’t cause people who know more than they do to either laugh or throw things. The blog was started when DrG was a med student. The blogger has an amusing writing style, and presents technical information in layman’s terms. The blogger also has the good sense to post a disclaimer at the bottom of every post with medical details, because one of the stupidest things people routinely do with the internet is make amateur diagnoses.
This post is all about electrical activity in the heart, the defibrillator, and what writers get wrong all the time. The paragraphs are short, which is good because nothing deters readers like a wall of text, especially when the information being presented is technically complicated. Important points and section headings within a post are bolded, and there are diagrams illustrating and embedded Youtube videos demonstrating. Also, I like the title, which is both informative of the content, and funny.
DrG starts with the recurringly erroneous TV scene, then explains under what circumstances the use of the defibrillator would be correct, then explains what should really happen when a character flatlines instead of using the defibrillator (the source of DrG’s rage).
There’s also a later follow-up post, all about CPR, with a collection of Youtube videos showing really bad resuscitation technique.
I chose to write about this post from DANA JEANius because I think it is the prime example of what a blog post should be. It is revealing of her thoughts, yet not too exposing of who she is. It shares not just an idea, but something that many of her readers can relate to. I have actually read a few of her posts and have enjoyed them so much because unlike so many other blogs out there, she is actually a great writer whose posts aren’t littered with misspellings and grammatical errors, one of my big pet peeves in literature. I also appreciate her tone in this post. It is informative, not preachy, and while she uses plain, everyday language her post is still very lively. When I read this post it’s as if she is having a conversation with me and I like to read blogs who use that conversational style. Other than that, the statement she made about people who criticize Valentine’s Day being “jaded lovers or lonely losers” was quite funny. I am actually going to continue reading her blog, just to see where she takes it.